Friends, Birthday, Facebook and Social Media: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

By happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:58

well that sucks... happy b-day!

JezzWat3vr 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:01

nobody deserves not having anyone spazz their wall on their birthday FYL

cmb87 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:04

don't feel bad, I've forgotten to wish a lot of my friends happy birthday cuz of the dumbasses in charge of facebook hiding your friends birthdays

zach2992 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:05

i have a feeling that will happen to me next week happy b-day though

BlondePsycho 43

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:04

Wow you need validation from FACEBOOK! Aren't you glad you sent out all those annoyed requests for My Calender?

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:06

AWW SO SORRY :( it happened to me 2 happy birthday :))

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:05

omg its ok :) it happened to me 2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

jaybirdka 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:08

Wow, you're pathetic. get over it.

SmoothTalker 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:09

eh birthdays are overrated anyway...I mean just why is it so special? All you did was siphon off her nutrients and oxygen like a huge parasite, ocassionally kick the shit out of her stomach and then cry like a mofo once you were born...if anything, birthdays should be an extension of Mother's Day.

aimless 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:23

Happy birthday! Not your fault at all, I think we've all done that...it's because of the revolting new facebook layout, birthdays are right at the bottom and off to the side, so unless your friends actually looked there, they probably didn't see it at all. I say that's why, and people actually do like you a lot.