Friends, Birthday, Facebook and Social Media: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

By happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 405

By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 48 154

By Drew - 30/11/2014 03:20 - United States - Harrodsburg

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

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WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

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bpreston92 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

haha maybe you shouldn't have eaten so much cake, fatty

areforever 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:28

It's spelled Jabba the Hutt. GET IT RIGHT OR GTFO.

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

ha.

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 8:03

lezzyluver 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:45

sucks for u

WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

izzy21_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:16

I did that before except for when I did logg in I had allot of happy Bday comments :)

KingKralj 31

Saturday 16 July 2016 8:43

Way to cheer up the OP. Fucktard.

KeithHarris 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

They have plastic surgery for teenagers now days right?

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

Nutz101 7

Friday 12 April 2013 6:14

Reading this nearly 4 years later and laughing at the fact that facebook is going downhill now

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 11 September 2016 15:34

Three years later and the beast is finally dead, 233.

earwaxisyummy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:01

oooohh that sucks.. well happy birthday anyway!

t6a6m6m6y 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

omg number 1 that was so mean ( so why am I laughing so hard ) sorry OP that sucks for ya!!

eatsleepjb 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:46

What did they say? It's moderated

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intoxicant 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

Ah that kindof sucks. Happy birthday I guess.

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Today, after my therapist told me I should open up to my friends more, I sent a message to a pen-pal and told her that I had asked for and found help with my postpartum troubles. She replied that I'm a bad friend for "always burdening her with my problems." FML

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Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

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Today, I got called a racist because I refused to sell a woman a bunch of rather large 4-inch goldfish for a 10-gallon aquarium. These fish get 10 inches long and she wanted 20 of them. Essentially, she screamed at me for a half-hour, asking to speak to my manager. I'm the manager. She called corporate. FML

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Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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Today, my 3 year-old toddler wanted to try my wine. I kept telling her it’s adult juice and she wouldn’t like it. When she kept bugging me about it I gave in, and gave her a tiny sip. She liked it, and continued to bug me about it even more. FML

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Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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Happy Birthday

Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

Friends and family

Ghost town

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