Money and Drugs: Harry Pothead

Harry Pothead

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 840

You deserved it 7 007

By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 820

You deserved it 4 445

By TakenAdvantageOf - 15/09/2017 04:30

Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 440

You deserved it 589

By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Wichita

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 612

You deserved it 2 272

By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149

You deserved it 2 523

Gold digger

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 981

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 116

You deserved it 3 196

By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 808

You deserved it 17 288

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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You deserved it 4 444

Brightside86 30

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:59

Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.

george1986 7

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:16

divorce is in the future

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george1986 7

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:16

divorce is in the future

Ellimac21 14

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:25

Leave him. He will only drag you down and you don't need that in your life.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:59

Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 October 2021 2:37

You didn't pay ALL of the bills -- you forgot the weed bill. In some households, that's a thing. Don't get all paranoid, but yours is one of those.

Davey Crocker 7

Friday 22 October 2021 18:45

I think you can find a better guy.

bluntaf 3

Saturday 23 October 2021 1:41

let him grow a plant in a closet or basement. go buy him a zip, not cool. weed is a bill, you didn't pay them all.

human3rr0r 6

Saturday 23 October 2021 5:10

dump his @$$

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 23 October 2021 14:59

So, OP, you are getting weeks of silence to re-evaluate whether this freeloading jerk should stay in your life or not? Sounds like a win to me...

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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Today, it's been a few months since got fired from a job I'd spent two years at. Before getting fired, I trained the entire new staff, and to this day they still message me for help, even though I was fired months ago. FML

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Today, I finished my first shift at my new summer job. I've only been working there for 6 hours and they already call me, "The blonde one". I made straight A's in my last semester of college. FML

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Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

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Today, I had to spend £200 at the dentist for fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night because of it. FML

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Harry Pothead

Same thing different taste

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Gold digger

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