Animals: Haute cuisine

Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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truslide 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:23

making a nacho? you fail

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:32

1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe

Comments

poocherz97 3

Friday 24 June 2011 7:11

I literally cant stop laughing at the fact that OP said "making a nacho"

OctoberRainfall 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:41

YDI for eating refried beans. Just kidding, btw, but seriously. Cat food is better XP

muffin278 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:22

If you couldn't taste the difference that must mean your cat gets some good food.

katiedoll6 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:45

Well if you didn't taste the cat-food it's fine like humans can eat it really it's just meat and maybe jelly or gravy or just dry cat-food

guyfawke 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 7:36

did the cat food taste good?

gitaly101 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:26

Wow, are you retarded or something? A can of cat food looks nothing like a can of refried beans! YDI!

diamondbaby16 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:22

Well so much for refried beans

CammyGal 26

Friday 17 August 2012 4:36

A nacho? Just one?

MexicanTexasQtt 9

Friday 4 January 2013 5:54

That's disgusting IMO. YDI though. Anyone who has a cat should know how canned cat food has a very distinct smell.

Rissa11 9

Friday 27 September 2013 9:03

Cat food has a very distinctive smell. Wtf.

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