Animals: Haute cuisine

Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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truslide 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:23

making a nacho? you fail

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:32

1. Some cat food is really good. 2. Some beans are really bad. /I believe

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Mikey_Fiddler 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:26

how do you "make a nacho" LOL

asw_wsa 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:45

you fail for making A nacho. and double fail for eating your one nacho with a whole can of cat food on it.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 5:31

ok im sorry ; i really dont leik bein a qrammar nazi ; but this 1... u were makinq A NACHO ? how do u make A NACHO? how do u put a can of cat food / refried beans on ONE NACHO ? now that im done.... i lol*ed. thats funny. but... im not qunna vote cuz i think its stupid. its just cat food. its probably healthier than the refried beans wud have been

jonnystitt 0

Friday 16 April 2010 12:08

You're an idiot #99. If you're going to be a grammer nazi, try spelling at least 3 workds in your comment right...

brandonwong 18

Saturday 17 April 2010 9:49

aparently it was good cat food

sparklies 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:03

just one nacho?

katiebethss 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 7:58

you were making a single nacho?

Deathhollas55 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 5:50

so, you just made one nacho? Must've beed a damn big one...

katesaba1022 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:28

really r u that dumb....refried beans in plastic?? wow

skreech96 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:17

^ this.

raeka 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:28

why is nobody questioning the "I was making a nacho" part?! surely they meant taco or something koz aren't nachos the triangle shaped crisps (or 'chips' for all you Americans)?

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 31 May 2013 10:04

I think the OP is possibly referring to a plate of tortilla chips topped with melted nacho cheese and other tasty bits, such as refried beans and chillies. The ones you buy in a bag are nacho cheese flavour tortilla chips.