Kids: Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started...

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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xolotl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:45

if you really consider this a FML, i envy your life.

smexybeast88 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:25

how old were they??!!??:0 were u letting them drink beer underaged?!!?? :o

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PureGold 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:08

hahaha...kids :P I've seen them do things like that before...

reddawn1985 12

Monday 4 June 2012 6:08

What's wrong with that I do it all the time...? The cheese is the best part

Bibico_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:25

My nieces and nephews used to do that with beer when they were little. They loved beer, and they'd dunk nacho chips in it and lick the chip and put it back in the bag.

smexybeast88 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:25

how old were they??!!??:0 were u letting them drink beer underaged?!!?? :o

_aPerson_ 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:04

You sound like a redneck.

I_Suck_At_Life 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:57

Mono.

skeez_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:27

lol that reminds me how when i was little i would bite the frosted side off of frosted mini wheats and put them back in the box

EmmaMarieCullen 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:31

I sooo did that too!!! I still do sometimes but I don't put it back in the box.

Rizzen 27

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:03

51, you're ******* disgusting

brivielle 15

Tuesday 20 May 2014 21:43

in what way, pray tell?

Bibico_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:38

In her next tragic moment, OP will tell us how she once put too much salt in her soup and it just ruined her for weeks thinking about it. They should have a drama queen sub-forum for stories like this one.