Kids and Miscellaneous: Haute cuisine

Haute cuisine

By mynameissecretlyjeff - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put a mac-n-cheese cup in the microwave without any water. My entire house smells like burned cardboard. FML

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egnur_mas 19

Tuesday 11 April 2017 13:17

I had a friend who's little brother put 2 minute noodles in the microwave without any water. Apparently they had to get a new one afterwards.

JadeMinu 10

Tuesday 11 April 2017 13:01

Happens to the best of us OP hehehe

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katherinerose89 9

Thursday 13 April 2017 5:58

One time I put popcorn in the microwave but I pressed the potato button instead of the popcorn one, the house smelled terrible!

Chasitygates 6

Thursday 13 April 2017 21:37

This has happened to my brother before and I never let him live it down ?

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