Work and Pervert: Perv

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By WhyMe - 09/04/2017 22:00

Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By girlsgottagotoo - 26/06/2016 20:52 - United States - Covina

Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:59 - United States

Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML

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The customer is always something

By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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Delusional

By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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By sadfantasy - 31/03/2016 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML

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MissEmma_fml 22

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:50

The worst thing about these kinds of customers is you still have to be polite to them. Let's hope you shut him down and quickly got the hell out of that situation, OP.

stinkfire0971 20

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:46

hope the only hand you gave him was one out the door.

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Stepheroni 1

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:29

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stinkfire0971 20

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:46

hope the only hand you gave him was one out the door.

MissEmma_fml 22

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:50

The worst thing about these kinds of customers is you still have to be polite to them. Let's hope you shut him down and quickly got the hell out of that situation, OP.

lccc_ 18

Monday 10 April 2017 1:00

hell no

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 April 2017 23:06

Sounds like the awkwardness intensified! Anyhow, you gotta hand it to him for coming up with such a stroke of genius!

Jonathan Martin 7

Monday 10 April 2017 13:26

stroke. I see what you did there

mariri9206 32

Monday 10 April 2017 2:00

"Unfortunately, I'm unable to do that ever but, since you're being creepy and rude, both of which are uncalled for, I'll give you a hand to the door while I call security."

Miss_080 21

Monday 10 April 2017 8:06

Omg wtf is wrong with people?!

mariri9206 32

Monday 10 April 2017 10:29

Oh, Honey. Yes, this guy was creepy and a douche but guys being d-bags isn't really unheard of and women being "propositioned" for sexual acts with no warning or reason or whatever beforehand happens more often than you think.