Painful and Health: Headshot

1st of all you have a mask when u play paintball. 2nd u put ur gun up for that I've been hit in the mouth with a paintball and I wasn't even in the game. FML

idiotbox44 5

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:53

that's what u get for taking your mask off idiot. also that must have been a sweet shot

boarder540 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:55

Have you ever heard of a facemask? It tends to help!

pfx2_fml 15

Monday 21 November 2011 19:20

Always wear your mask, Noob...

AceHigh 9

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:52

Way to wear a mask. That's why they exist, to stop stuff like this from happening. Dumbass.

OnlyHorses 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:29

I got hit in my mouth too when I went paint balling it was my first time I was wearing a mask and the paint taste bad!!

termanator20548 0

Monday 30 January 2012 0:43

Ydi, Theres a reason theres a law That says ypu have to wear a mask

motoxracer156 5

Friday 13 July 2012 7:24

Hate that haha

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Today, I had to contact my bank because their fraud department thought me buying gifts for 7 different people for Christmas was fraud. It wouldn't be a big deal, except they then wouldn't accept the original purchase and I had to go to the website to get the purchase to go through a second time. My bank is paranoid. FML

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You deserved it 99

Today, I made my relationship with my boyfriend official. The guy who I liked, who'd ultimately friendzoned me, leaving me to find someone who would reciprocate my feelings, got irrationally angry at me. Didn’t he tell me just six months ago that we were “just friends”? Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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The Top

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 172

You deserved it 2 481

Today, my friend casually asked if she could “gift” me to her husband for his birthday threesome. I told her she was being rude, and made me feel cheap and objectified. She scoffed and said, "What’s the big deal? Aren’t all you bi chicks into that anyway?” No. No I’m not. So much for friendship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 224

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Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship online. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 948

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Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 372

You deserved it 3 936

Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML

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Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML

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