Intimacy, Friends, Weird, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: Assumptions

Assumptions

By friendless - 30/08/2021 22:01 - United States

Today, my friend casually asked if she could “gift” me to her husband for his birthday threesome. I told her she was being rude, and made me feel cheap and objectified. She scoffed and said, "What’s the big deal? Aren’t all you bi chicks into that anyway?” No. No I’m not. So much for friendship. FML

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Never cross that line

By Anonymous - 17/10/2023 10:00

Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML

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Threesome

By tkdbb11790 - 20/11/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML

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Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2019 14:00

Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML

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No thanks

By Pinsky - 13/10/2021 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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Hey good lookin'

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML

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By konichiwa - 02/11/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML

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Plop 17

Tuesday 31 August 2021 10:11

Wait, being bi doesn't mean you're a raging, promiscuous, sex-crazed maniac? You should've asked her if her biggest fantasy involved getting rawdogged by 2 guys at once. After all, she's straight, therefore she must be craving dicks twice as much as you do, and where you can be satisfied with one guy, she must need two. I mean, by her own retarded logic that is.... But yeah, biphobia sucks ass. On the plus side, you're now rid of one colossal moron of a "friend".

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 August 2021 14:19

Why are you so stuck-up? She wasn't asking you to be in some sleazy threesome -- it was a *birthday* threesome! That's a special honor.

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Plop 17

Tuesday 31 August 2021 10:11

Plop 17

Wednesday 1 September 2021 8:56

You do realize it doesn't have to be medical grade, put in a straitjacket and fed horse tranquilizer batshit insane to be a phobia. And while yes, the Greek root of phobia means fear, it's also commonly used to refer to hate, and by extension hateful prejudice. As we all know, fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate. And I'm pretty sure how OP's friend seems to think bi women are sex crazed maniacs that can just be "gifted" as some sort of sex toy, well, that seems like a pretty solid example of hateful prejudice to me. But maybe not to you, I guess?