Health hazard

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled old gas station attendant, with a stain on her blouse, use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML
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saint_jimmy 0

After she gives it back to you, stick it down your pants and scratch your ass with it. Then just walk away. . .

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Ancarnia 0

be happy it was her teeth she fiddled with.

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thebignixie 0

don't be mean, it's possible she may have had a booger wedged up there. we all know how annoying that is, right? it's just me?

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UnicornsDoExist 0

Should've punched her.

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quite_bored 9

How is the stain on her blouse relevant?

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boyguydudemalema 0

Bow chica wow wow!!

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GluttunousQueen 0

you can clean it or whatever, i don't see how this is an fml...

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suckerz 0

that is gross... why didnt you say anything?

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Poepiepiesie 3

Agreed, but why would you give her your license anyway? Or is that an american thing?

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ohSNAPyall 26

"Pardon me, would you mind not using my driver's license to pick your teeth?"

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EYYYBOOTS 0

lucky it wasn't her butt

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MyFirstKiss 0

true that!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fortuitous 0

You provide a very good description of her. Are you sure you don't want to have driver's license sex with her?

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ifailplzinsultme 0

This is how **** movies start. Assuming she turned to you and said "Hello there..."

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