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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 02:00

Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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You deserved it 11 316

Brenda and me

By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML

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You deserved it 634

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Less Friendship, More Cash - 06/05/2016 11:54 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I realized one of my best friends was only friends with me because I would take her shopping, spoil her regularly, and help her out financially. She moved to another province and only contacted me whenever she wanted money. After I refused a couple of times, she deleted me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

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You deserved it 4 889

Friends like these

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML

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You deserved it 102

Cut off

By Anonymous - 25/09/2024 05:00

Today, a friend told me he no longer wishes to be my friend, not because I did something, just because he no longer looks forward to seeing me, counts down every minute until a socially acceptable time to leave, and is always thinking up excuses to either be late or not come at all. Wow, just wow. FML

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You deserved it 182

Friends for life

By Esther - 25/04/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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You deserved it 165

Bizarre love triangle

By JuliaKay14 - 24/07/2023 16:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML

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You deserved it 362

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 April 2020 5:58

No one needs to be surrounded by lying, flattering suck-ups. Unless you're a certain president of a certain North American country.

Roxy Rousseau 11

Wednesday 22 April 2020 5:53

So the friend people say has an attitude problem really has an attitude problem? Sucks for you friendship, but clearly friends around her are getting sick of her...

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lifeis4me 20

Wednesday 22 April 2020 5:28

Well, if you just admitted she has an attitude problem and someone who also knows her well said the same thing, why would you lie? I think this would be the time to try to be honest and tell her she needs to mature a bit, even if she doesn’t want to listen initially.

Roxy Rousseau 11

Wednesday 22 April 2020 5:53

So the friend people say has an attitude problem really has an attitude problem? Sucks for you friendship, but clearly friends around her are getting sick of her...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 April 2020 5:58

No one needs to be surrounded by lying, flattering suck-ups. Unless you're a certain president of a certain North American country.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Wednesday 22 April 2020 16:28

What were you supposed to say? Instead of standing up for her, were you supposed to let loose a stream of insults against the friend who wrote the offending message? Good riddance.