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Healthy lifestyle

By healthfoodshmealthfood - 17/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

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I'm trying!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was trying to exercise to lose weight but I got terrible bloating. Turns out that’s a common response, because the body thinks it’s being stressed. This is right after being diagnosed with allergies to some vegetables. I’m trying to be healthy, I swear. My body won’t let me. FML

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By ribx - 17/11/2016 11:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, despite feeling healthier than ever, losing fat, gaining muscle and having perfect blood results, my morbidly obese relatives keep telling me that my new vegan diet is "unhealthy". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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Quack detector

By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 09:59 - Malta - Nadur

Today, I went to see a "Weight loss Manager." When I told her that I have a slow thyroid at the of age 29, she excitedly explained that it's all in my head, and that I gain weight because of the food I eat. I'm a healthcare professional and I think I went to see a quack. FML

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Seek help?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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Muscle mass?

By Anonymous - 22/03/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML

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Now you tell me!

By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 01:30

Today, after a year of diet and rigorous exercise, I've still gained weight. Confused, I went to my doctor. Apparently I have a thyroid condition he forgot to mention, and therefore haven't been on medication for, thus causing weight gain. FML

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By DarkMaskDiva - 16/06/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By BX - 17/10/2015 12:09 - Netherlands

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML

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nater535 7

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:42

I always knew my parents were wrong when they told me to eat my broccoli!

EmreArslan 11

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:41

Lol! I recommend delicious meat and workouts :)

Comments

huey211 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:33

now a song quote "isn't it ironic....don't you think its like..." well ill finish it....getting fat from eatting vegetables!!!!!....awkward huh?

ClassicalAnime 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:06

I might have hypothyroidisim to

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:30

So? It's just god telling you to eat whatever the **** you want!

hillgerb 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:46

Wow, that REALLY sucks.

hillgerb 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:47

You can also try portion control, I'm doing that and I lost 10 lbs!

upgradestorm1 20

Monday 20 April 2015 16:13

Most people: Sit for 2 hours- lose 40pounds Me: works out vigorously: gain 10 pounds -_- **** this logic

iMuffinKat 16

Wednesday 3 February 2016 6:13

Hey, I have hypothyroidism too! Not bluffing. I feel ya. But instead of making me gain weight or anything, its stunting my height growth...now I'm short.