Love, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Heartwarming story

Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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JediMindTricks91 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:16

You know, its not that big a deal - i'm sure he's washed them multiple times since. and besides, what better excuse to pull them off and get hot and heavy with him? ;)

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:53

I'm sure he washed them. If he hadn't, I'm sure you would have noticed as soon as you put them on. So who cares? All clothes get dirty, we wash them, and then we wear them again. I didn't realize that was an FML.

Comments

nicomij 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:34

ewww

Gia0896 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:30

boxes?

CookieMonstr19 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:59

Maybe he just said it so u could take them off if u know wat I mean ;)

untoldfame 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:43

poop poop butt butt ass butt ass ass butt butt. at least, i think thats how the song the kid from role models sang :)

JediMindTricks91 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:16

You know, its not that big a deal - i'm sure he's washed them multiple times since. and besides, what better excuse to pull them off and get hot and heavy with him? ;)

diet_otaku 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:16

my thoughts exactly.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:53

MyNameIsLolz 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:03

Thank god for the character limit, I really don't want to know how this relates to intimacy.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:39

lol! i never wear my bfs or any body else's boxers. its no different with sharing an underwear... ew! this is why i buy my own. its comfy and i know its clean.