Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
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tounces7 27

Clearly your employer made the wrong choice.

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FMLCSCH 3

I envy you, man. I've been trying desperately to find work for the better part of a year. Hundreds of resumes sent, masters degree, good references, and I can't even get a spot at the TJMaxx I worked at for 2 years lol

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tc201002 11

You deserve it. I mean what did you expect when you went to the interview? You knew there was a 50% chance you could possibly get hired

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RichardPencil 30

Some unemployment benefits require recipients to be trying to get work. This means going to interviews and bombing them on purpose. Evidently, this schmuck can't put in the effort to get properly rejected.

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Sady_Ct 37

My boss rings up the welfare people and reports people for trying to bomb interviews.

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cuz803 44

Discipline is doing something you hate as if you love it - Mike Tyson

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FMLCSCH 3

I envy you, man. I've been trying desperately to find work for the better part of a year. Hundreds of resumes sent, masters degree, good references, and I can't even get a spot at the TJMaxx I worked at for 2 years lol

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Aarron Gravlee 2

dude I'm an epileptic I wish I could know what it was like to actually earn that pay check

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tounces7 27

Clearly your employer made the wrong choice.

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