Heavy Drilling

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:34 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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Today, I found out firsthand how a civilised conversation about renewable energy can turn into a long debate about whether or not you can have sex with an oil drill. FML
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deathtojesus 20

In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea

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ScratchCatPower 32

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?

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runswithlions 3

I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???

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ScratchCatPower 32

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?

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The_Nova 12

The answer is no because it would be too large but if you were male you might be able to find a hole somewhere though you would probably loose an extremity in the process.

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chucklesman96 13

Oilfield safety rule No.1: Don't put your finger anywhere you wouldn't put your dick

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RichardPencil 30

You could be makin' hole with a high ROP (rate of penetration -- yes, that's a real oilfield term!) Why bother with the bit when the rig has a horsecock?

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runswithlions 3

I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???

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deathtojesus 20

In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea

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alternative-facts 6

Seriously? How could you not? I mean, it's a big drill, pumping in and out a hole. With lots of lubrication... Seems kinda obvious to me. Just sayin'.

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alternative-facts 6

This was supposed to be a reply to @runswithlions

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MrSassypants 32

If you oil it up first, yeah. Be a gentleman.

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Cali 54

Anything's a ***** if you're brave enough.

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7and7is 20

I've long suspected that about guys who work in oil. It's an unnatural love.

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GhostFox 33

I'll be frank- conversations like that are the kind that solidified most of my long lasting friendships.

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FightsBlankets 3

First top tier FML I've read in a long time. Keep it up OP.

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