Overreaction

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 15:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML
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stickyface 16

Better that you found out now than later. You would have been miserable walking on eggshells. Find someone who doesn't look for offense everywhere.

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JackWood 20

I'm guessing that she didn't say yes, so you're off the hook. You should celebrate!

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Rake 15

No she is not nuts, she just want equal relationship. It's not a matter of slavery it's a matter of respect. Maybe you should talk to her about how you see the role of each side and how it should work together.

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Justkidding100 41

you're right! SHE should have talked to him instead of making a bat shit assumption. she would have been his wife even if he agreed that she was in charge of literally everything. her loose understanding of language is the problem

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stickyface 16

Better that you found out now than later. You would have been miserable walking on eggshells. Find someone who doesn't look for offense everywhere.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Pity I could only 'like' this once. Find you an easy-going, fun girl who actually wants to 'be your wife'.

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JackWood 20

I'm guessing that she didn't say yes, so you're off the hook. You should celebrate!

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Brightside86 30

Sounds like she just wanted to say no but is blaming the word choice, because it's easier than saying she doesn't think of you as marriage material.

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cpguru24 16

Dodged a bullet. Celebrate.

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L0life29 6

bullet dodged (slow clap)

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