Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 10:00

Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” FML
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RichardPencil 30

Were you going to fix that for those who weren’t?

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live_to_love 25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

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Dave_Davington 33

You should've said "...everyone is hairy penis". That's a goof that would've left your dignity and credibility intact.

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live_to_love 25

that's ok to make mistake. You should have laughed too.

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RichardPencil 30

Were you going to fix that for those who weren’t?

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bluhbluhbluh 14

And were they all pregnant?

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chosha_fml 26

You could have saved that embarrassment by realising that ‘here’ and ‘present’ (what I assume you meant to say) mean the same thing and that you didn’t need to say it at all.

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xepharin 2

Dude, you could have so totally flipped that around and once the laughter died just been like "Good, just making sure you are all paying attention. Now, when I call your name, please say PRESENT" lol.

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