Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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kenadeemarie 4

do you people have to be so ****** rude? get a life and stop insulting strangers on the internet.

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IScreamRawr 4

So much for joy.

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Comments

cheap123 0

Atleast your losing weight now... But does that mean you gained 30 pounds within a year? I don't know how healthy that is.

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Lee002 8

OP: at least you're making progress!

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smartman136 8

thts y i dnt trust docs they jst ent a proffit and to get u out and write up a prescription so they can charge ur insurance

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FYLDeep 25

No one wants to hear you complain about how incredibly fat you are.

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McFail_fml 4

I do, I mean, it's not everday Fat Bastard posts an FML here after his visits from Dr. Evil.

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Klokateer 0

You just have to keep on working for it then. Posting an FML about it won't solve the problem.

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Smilzen 0

...if you're a woman.

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linamerri 0

haha sarcasm my friend

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linamerri 0

haha it's all good... my 14 year old brother thinks looking like a mop is cool too.. It's in with them

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BrookeTrueblood 0

Wow. 20 in one year? Impressive.

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epoh_fml 0

shit I've gained 15 in the last five months. Then again I'll be birthing a baby here shortly :-)

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Monikabug 9

Congratulations 42. :)

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seanreddog 4

I gained 400 last week. shit, my boobs were 73 ZZZ, that's a world record you know! I had to eat like 5 happy meals and run 0 feet everyday, talk about a workout, you know I could roll myy rolls halfway down the street. twas like the mother ****** blob swallowed everything in it's path except penises cause um I'm not gay but when it started turning black and I'm white so when it started turning black I figured to go in and get it cut off out but I didn't know it would turn green when I started keeping it for a pet. anyways once it saw enog I realized how empty I felt without it so I think I'll grow him back what say you?

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Rickyretardo 0

so wat that's last year u could of gained pounds since then and then lost some at the gym

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chillinAK 9

you know, all of these posts about weight, people are so quick to call a person fat or say put down the fork or skip some meals. it can be uncontrolable. as example - I can't exersize until I have back surgery - according to the majority here, I'm a fat pig and it's all my fault at getting hit by that damn car. anything can happen in the space of a year. to the op - ydi for not keeping up with weight from doc but good for u to lose those lbs. didn't vote cause that's not a fyl, sry.

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Billbo23 0

ydi for getting hit by a car then eating too much when you couldn't exercise

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chillinAK 9

see, knew it was gonna happen lol. I could care less what ppl think, but sometimes it's unavoidable. by the way, my dr bitches cause I don't eat like I'm supposed to. if u skip meals, ur likely to have issues losing weight.

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seanreddog 4

уоцг а FемаLе Dгјџег апд еат тоо мцсњ уdi. jk

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chillinAK 9

hahaha, I was walking dippy

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chillinAK 9

she was an (overweight) female driver so I guess I will have to concede defeat lol

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Howulikeit 0

ydi for eating in the middle of the road

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Giorgio272 2

wow you sound like a real fatty whinger bitch. go find a man that loves a bit of the chubby and get laid. no need yo tell the world your a fat complaining bitch.

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