Cheeky
By smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom
By smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's
By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
wow sucks
Yes it does... hard. XD
hahaha he is an ass
you should be like a snake and unhinge you jaw
he's got his priorities straight!!! haha
it sucks not all women are good at giving head.
Can I get a Zing! ?
wow that sucks
YDI for having shoes.
lol now your rdvenge is to tease him but dont give him any if he's going to be a pig lol
@1 apparently It doesn't suck well enough
Hmmm, I think I feel dejavu, or de ja vu, or dejavú... Oh wtf (I suck at spelling.)
yeah I remember reading it
agreed ^^
op bf, not only an asshole, but a moron
ok, wasn't there one just like this a couple weaks ago?
I find it funny that like 5 people have repeated each other complaining about a repeat.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That's ****** hilarious!
sounds like a legitimate question to me.
to the people bitching about how there was a similar post a couple weeks ago... maybe some of us have lives and aren't on fml all day every day and read every post ever posted. thanks for your time.
^^^ pun of the day, yesterday
When my exneighbor had his wisdom teeth removed the painkillers made him really out of it and he went to a Waffle House. Unfortunatly, he ate one of their radiated waffles and grew another head which was constantly quoting Steven Wright. I believe he killed himself within 20 minutes.
wow
36 you need to see a psychiatrist. or however you spell it.
haha, yeah, I'm a major schizofrenic. I hear voices and junk.
lolz as do i. i call them nightmares. :p
"One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says ‘I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’ Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear ‘Do you have a dentist appointment, too?’"
ur beautiful
WTF?? ^^
54. W. T. F
no no u are beautiful hehe
I said WTF cuz I was wondering y this dude was flirting on fml!!?? but it's ight cuz he is kinda cute too lol
lol I no right!! he needs to take the glasses off though!!
beautifulllllll lol thought I join in
idk who everyone is talking about I was talking about u tho lol
yes you are.
I'm gonna marry afatmonkey one day.
and I agree Ashely your pwetty:D
thank you:D haha
lol compliments galore on this fml :D mine as well add to it, both of you look pretty hot
thanks!:D
woah calm down this isn't a dating site
I'm going to make it one
157 party pooper. 158 ftw.
I try, thx. (if that was intended for me) imma hit the hay, gn y'all
you act like were all trying to go out. it's just a simple compliment. maybe if you had a picture you would get one too.
shut down :)
maybe you will get more action?
omg I also can't open my mouth wider than 2 inches! sucks for my man ;)
Actually, no sucking for him...
haha win
chances are, you dont NEED to open your mouth wider than 2 inches. ;).
well that was probably how wide the OP's mouth opened before the wisdom teeth surgery (which is horrible, btw). so it's not a win or loss for the bf. but when I got my surgery I most definitely would have not wanted to suck on a dick.
lol what if sometimes it seems your mouth just ain't big enough or far enough back?
Were you the straight chick on the Tool Academy?
"sense" ^^
mmmmm going down?
YDI for having an asshole boyriend.
It's a funny one xP.
Keywords
Yes, just open wide ... before you bite down.
Actually, no sucking for him...