Kids and Parents: HELLO?

HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 810

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holymolybro 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:57

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:00

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:03

Who keeps baseballs in the kitchen? Tell her to get back to your sammich.

rjflores 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:22

wear a glove.

titouan_fml 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:55

did you learn that the hard way?

IbanezSprinter 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:30

hahahaaha! listen to your mom then

some_shit 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:52

keepin yo ass in check

hamster_10 2

Monday 6 June 2011 0:59

look on the bright side, at least she's not inti bowling

izzabella43 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:58

can u say "Tiger mom"?

Uncle_Ben96 5

Monday 6 June 2011 2:54

SAME

Skatejock21 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:26

it's called obedience.

ComaStance 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:33

wear a cup homie

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Today, they say our bowels are like a second brain. Well, mine seem to have the brain of an 8-year-old, because we’ve been playing “Attack of the Monster Poo” for five consecutive days now. Of course, like any self-respecting monster, it only attacks when you're asleep, then again once you've let your guard down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 98

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Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML

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You deserved it 226

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