HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
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Top comments

holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

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just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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TheGhostbuster 0

Throw knives back at her or shoot her with a proton gun

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jared280zx 0

next thing you know she's going to be throwing pots and pans at you.

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TheGhostbuster 0

kill your mom..,, there I solved your problem

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alicedbt 0

at least she doesn't throw the bat...

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lauralavenderbab 0

well that's a first I hope you didn't get hurt

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TheGhostbuster 0

I'd like to hurt u in a dirty way

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Mell18 0

Then pay attention to your mom! Woman means business

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btnhdude 0

I'll throw a baseball, right into your sensitive place.

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SGT_DBL 15

Tell her you live in Canada. If she is going to throw an item of sports equipment at you then it needs to be a hockey puck.

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TheDrifter 23

A puck might hurt someone. The ball from a "sport" as sissy as baseball must certainly be safer.

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SGT_DBL 15

Its less a question of safety than of patriotism. In America you thorw baseballs. In Canada you throw hockey pucks. In Russia... kettle bells I suppose. Although in Russia I would imagine that the kettle bells throw you instead.

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