HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML
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Top comments

holymolybro 0

Think fast! :D!

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just_a_dude_ 0

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Be happy she throw a baseball at you. She could have thrown a sharp object at you.You never know.....

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sweet_candy_ 17

Be happy she threw a baseball at you. It could have been a sharp object. You never know......

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Spunker59 0

my mothers choice attention getter was my dad.... if he wasn't around, it was a big ass candle

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redbluegreen 40

I'm curious to know why your family possesses an ass candle.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm curious to know how she tosses the father.

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elmski87 0

least shes not smashing an egg over your head like everyone else seems to be doing.........

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honeylol 0

your own mum is hitting you with a baseball bat? that's abuse. call child support. 

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MrXerxes5 6

@72 its a baseball not a bat just to clarify.

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tnlander 20

psst...you know what cures ADD? It's not meds, it's baseballs.

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