Accident, Injury and Health: Help!

Help!

By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By starcatch777 - 09/05/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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tpuff 7

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:41

Maybe you need Life alert :)

Dory123 9

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:45

Well it's not official till its on Facebook.

Comments

graffitied_love 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:47

No, don't help your son. Take a pic and post it on Facebook. FYL, OP

Futacy 29

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:49

OP is a daughter...

graffitied_love 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:52

Oops, I'm sorry I obviously didn't check the gender

Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:48

Did you wiggle your limbs and roll back and forth?

ItTookALongTime 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:49

Your mom is funny

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:49

At least she didn't step on you.

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 16 October 2012 1:31

Are you really high in your picture? Lol

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 16 October 2012 2:28

The escalation of my elevation to that of other-worldly proportions is not to be of any permissible concern whatsoever to those who feel like that because I might be an unconventionally coloured young man you can judge me by the way that I look but I assure you dear sir intoxication on any level would not be something that might in any way influence the juxtaposition of my unorthodox behaviours such as and including but not limited to the appearance I portray in the pictorial representation of myself in my profilic image, for I am naught but a sober symbol of the undying power of the human mind, thus negating the necessity for mind-altering substances that mess with the mentality of the aforementioned sobriety, if you can follow this train of thought, you might well be advised to avoid the hallucinogenics yourself, I'm afraid. Good day to you, sir. TL;DR version: Don't judge me.