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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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The staircase

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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LightningLadyy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:57

What a sweet, caring young man. You should punch him in the face.

godlybacon 5

Friday 14 January 2011 18:51

The ****? FYL dude.

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godlybacon 5

Friday 14 January 2011 18:51

The ****? FYL dude.

iSitt 0

Friday 14 January 2011 22:24

his duty as a good samaritan was complete. what he does on his spare time is his business.

Kingdutch 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:57

Job Description Win?

dtbomb 3

Friday 14 January 2011 18:54

That's one way to get an abortion.

MRiKiCCS 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:55

amen

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 14 January 2011 18:54

At least he cared about your safety first.

LightningLadyy 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:57

What a sweet, caring young man. You should punch him in the face.

himoonkey 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:45

I agree she could've died D:

Aethereality 10

Friday 14 January 2011 18:59

FYL OP. Follow him and push him down a flight of stairs and laugh at him. See how funny he thinks it is then!

Cass3m0 0

Friday 14 January 2011 20:33

That would be assault. o-o"

UpsidedownKayak 9

Friday 14 January 2011 19:01

It is? Shit, all this time I have been laughing first and then asking if they are ok, and it was wrong? I am so ashamed.

Alleged_Cranium 7

Friday 14 January 2011 19:10

*Wow, that's so (choose one): A) great B) terrible C) Raven D) all of the above *FML auditors seem to have a problem with my rather innocuous comments. So, I figured this is what they are looking for.

Doortje 29

Friday 14 January 2011 19:12

Why are you making this "joke" again?

UpsidedownKayak 9

Friday 14 January 2011 19:37

and again and again and again? Is it that hard for you to say something that isn't insulting and won't be modified? Don't give up so easily, Cranium.

Insane_Tea 15

Friday 14 January 2011 19:22

eheheh

sourgirl101 28

Friday 14 January 2011 19:23

Since you weren't seriously hurt, your fall becomes funny. It's not rocket science here. This is why people send money to see those "Jack Ass" movies.