Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
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JackWood 20

You are kinda ruthless at your FIFA game. You're supposed to ease up on your better half. Now she is ruthless on her game. Enjoy your win.

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sarsuela 29

She wanted to play but you destoryed her.

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randomnobody0622 6

well, could you blame her? first of all... you play Fifa? thats an automatic pussy blocker

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julfunky 29

If the pussy suggests FIFA then how the hell could it be a pussy blocker? Grow up, bud.

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randomnobody0622 6

fifa isnt a video game, get yourself C.O.D or some darksouls, then you might score a girlfriend

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Brenden Thomas 6

she wanted to play before sex she probably thought you'd throw the game it would have been better for you

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is your girlfriend 12 years old? Sounds like she needs to grow up and probably isn't mature enough to be having sex in the first place.

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J15237 25

I am sorry, but you should have taken the L on that one. WE all get compedative in video games, but you should have lost, let her see you pouting or something and then maybe gotten some special sex to cheer you up.

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