HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

He could've just yelled that you dropped your wallet.

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karlcolt45 19

I feel like everyday situations are so much more aggressive in Russia. THIS WEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH SOMEBODY'S FACE

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wvcheesehead1 9

Are you sure you listed the correct gender?

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phamous 1

OP, why you such a scared Lil B..ch?

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KingCeltic77 18

Well I say that the with the way he said it, I wouldn't expect you to think that he was trying to return your wallet.

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Skylansmile 11

Why in the world would you think some saying "hey you" means you're being mugged..? Turn around and see what they want!

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zandalee 19

Well, it did happen in Russia... Listen to the language, it's pretty rough and scary! They could be saying, "my what a dainty hat", and it would put the fear of God up the toughest most non-paranoid person! ;)

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awynn209 1

i dont think the "you deserved it" button fits here. i wouldnt have gave it back to you after that. we need a "you're a bitch" button

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ashjo 12

I don't think it was really necessary for him to call you an asshole though..

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ColbyGB 13

Wow, there still isn't a reason for him to be calling you an asshole?

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