Health: Hitting the gym

Hitting the gym

By LukesSkyWalker - 22/06/2015 20:35 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By jogginglikeitsmyjob - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By NotGay - 16/06/2012 05:45 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

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By TheRunaway21 - 06/04/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

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By maddiebauer - 26/07/2012 14:48 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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clevergirl98 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:39

Well now you know how good moms hearing is. All moms, not just yours. They also have eyes in the back if their heads

Anonypus 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Prove them wrong!

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Anonypus 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Prove them wrong!

ScarredVox92 16

Tuesday 23 June 2015 7:02

Not sure if that would help. Parents seem too savage for that.

attaboyyy11 11

Tuesday 23 June 2015 11:45

Straight savages

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 23 June 2015 15:01

I don't really think OP can really prove that she worked out before, but she sure can start.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

Hulk smash! Then again, sorry op your life sucks.

ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:34

He saw an opportunity. And he took it.

seriouslyfml0415 4

Tuesday 23 June 2015 9:19

I am terribly sorry, but i have to mention this... I've been seeing you comment in a whole other fml's and your profile picture is extremely disturbing for me... Whats with the loose strap?

ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:09

@22 Shoulders disturb you? I'm so sorry. That must be hard to live with. Especially in the 21st century. You poor thing. Here's an easy fix though: you don't like my pictures?... don't look at them.