Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Hopeless

Hopeless

By Dumbdumb - 15/02/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

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Same thing different taste

By worksucker - 05/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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Misconstrued

By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

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By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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By codizzy - 18/08/2016 22:05

Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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Self report

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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I just want to go home

By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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Red_Bull_yay 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:05

hahaha aww, fail. poor you.

DakodaC 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:08

That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away

Comments

Trintii 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:40

Aw..

HermonieGranger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:12

awww. Poor you. :(

oNikkio 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:28

Either he was extremely attractive and your mind was in the wrong place, or you just lack common sense. Either way FYL.

queenofbavaria 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:00

I've heard this before.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:04

@43: Oh my, excuse me, I must have missed the part where OP said she smiled creepily. Learn to read before you start throw insults.

thefull9yards 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:16

WTF!? ther 2 difrnt questions. why the hell would u assume that?

thefull9yards 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:20

ur rite

sleephunters 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:40

thefull9yards, did you just answer yourself?

deadsrs 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:34

This is amazing... haha got a little excited did ya OP? Though this all could have been remedied if you had shouted after him "So you're picking me up or...." Works every time.