Work: Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to...

By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By aye! - 25/07/2020 02:02

Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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By Luckless - 23/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm preparing my defense for allegedly stalking someone at work. The best part, I have absolutely no clue who it is. Now my skin is crawling as I go through all the messages and in person events that occurred with my actual twice-my-age stalker to show my boss what a real stalker does. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:09

thats scary as hell!

itsnotfair 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:09

ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl

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sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:09

thats scary as hell!

mitchiv13 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:29

that is not good for you at all

missmontreal97 4

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:54

that's really scary. at least ur boss cares :D

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:13

I am commenting on a comment to get this comment read by more people.

drewfus2 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:55

That's not scary. She simply has to calmly inform him that she will not hesitate to kill him with extreme prejudice. Generally that scares people off.

softball_nerd_24 10

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:12

Did you actually tell him the hours you worked?!?!

itsnotfair 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:09

ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:12

and i bet you were stupid enough to tell him when you finished work :S

Nutty4Muffs 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:01

You got nice ****... when do you get off work?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 12:13

Did you tell him anything? That's so creepy. And stupid on your part.

24788 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

I do this to women all the time. Watch out for me the creeper. Well only the ones who are dumb enough to give me their schedule. Why would you give him your information anyways?

spillproof 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:17

And you told him the hours you work? YDI. Didn't they teach you not to do that at your orientation/job meeting!

rice_cake 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:25

I'm a service cashier as well and I've been asked this question heaps of times before. It's really hard to not reply. I mean what are you supposed to say? "Oh I cannot answer that question because it's classified information that I'm not at liberty to disclose due to the fact that you could turn out to be a stalker." Some people are just being friendly and making small talk. If someone seems creepy I just lie. I usually don't sound very convincing though :/ But anyway, OP that really does suck and is very scary. FYL

aback 4

Friday 29 May 2009 12:26

What was your first clue?

Moviefreak321 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:28

I don't think they said anything about giving him their hours. If anything it sounds like they didn't if he has been trying to get the schedule for several weeks now, but I could be wrong. On a side note yeah I hate putting up with creeps at work. There is a guy who use to always come around me when I worked at the cash register at a diner. My cashier counter was at a separate spot in the dining area so one time he came up behind me and whispered, "Look at you lookin' all pretty doin' that four letter word...-work-" I left my station, told my boss, and we got a guy at work to switch stations with me haha so yeah I feel your pain.

megelin 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:32

so you mean...some guy you don't know coming in every day and asking what your hours are for SEVERAL WEEKS didn't tip you off that he might be a stalker? really?