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By Oops - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML
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UnicornWaffles 23

BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

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sheaboy121 6

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

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Bansheefaerie 9

I had something similar happen, only they all dropped down on me from a light.

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Epikosity 15

Majestic. Deadly, but majestic. Good luck OP!

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WellCrap5189 11

I can get my uncle to ship you some grenades of that helps

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wrongmove 11

Hey, at least you won't have any other bugs in your house!

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thisguy22 33

Christ... just reading that gave me a brand new phobia. I can't imagine how ****** I'd be mentally had I witnessed it. I'm so sorry op.

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bookwormgoddess 14

That sound equal parts terror and wonder lol

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AspieGirl88 7

Omfg ... I'm NEVER getting a ceiling fan fitted (not even if it's as hot as the equator & I'm melting all over the place), as I'm petrified of those 8-legged creatures from hell! LOL.

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Idaho_Dan 7

Holy **** you must be Australian, I recommend investing in personal atomic weapons and a pair of shades as you watch the smoldering crater that was once your house, now the spiders

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