Intimacy, Sex and Relatable: My husband the shitgibbon

My husband the shitgibbon

By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By NotInTheMood - 14/03/2022 14:00

Today, my husband wants to leave me because I’m “taking too long” to recover from my C-section and he’s “tired of jerking off.” His logic is that he recovered in 6 weeks after he got 12 stitches on his leg, and, “I’ll be fine.” FML

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Bad timing, hun

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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Sore

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 20:01

Today, a few hours after me and my husband had sex, he mumbled, "This is why I hate sex," as he left to grab some Tylenol. Apparently, he's so out of shape that basic sex made his muscles too sore to sleep. This is the first time in two weeks we've had sex. I'm always the one that has to ask for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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Momma's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 04:00

Today, after giving birth, my wife was put on the sex ban until she heals. The thing is she has a high sex drive and is now horny, cranky, while also post surgery and also breastfeeding. I try to sexually satisfy her in other ways, but she's a nightmare to be with until we can have full sex again. FML

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By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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By B - 04/02/2012 01:17 - United States

Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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Dick

By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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Charlie Given 26

Friday 23 July 2021 1:45

WOW sounds like you married a man child ,time to tell him to grow up and go jerk one off or get the **** out cuz that's just bullshit behavior.

Abram Thau 2

Friday 23 July 2021 2:12

Well, as soon as you've healed up and you're feeling up for some physical activity, you can kick his ass out and get on with raising your brand new baby. Congrats on the kid! Future congrats on ditching the obnoxious sperm donor!

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Charlie Given 26

Friday 23 July 2021 1:45

WOW sounds like you married a man child ,time to tell him to grow up and go jerk one off or get the **** out cuz that's just bullshit behavior.

Abram Thau 2

Friday 23 July 2021 2:12

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 July 2021 2:24

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Hangryko 29

Friday 23 July 2021 8:18

Not everyone realizes you're being sarcastic, Richard.

bleachedraven 14

Friday 23 July 2021 3:23

Part ways with the selfish jerk if sex is all he can think of.

phybreawptic 13

Friday 23 July 2021 15:48

Really disappointing that everyone's solution, to what is ultimately not a very huge deal, is LEAVE HIM! Just quit. Like that's going to make things a lot better suddenly. She's venting right now and it's quite possible that this guy is very immature. But she's the one who chose to create a little human with him.

Yummi_913 18

Friday 23 July 2021 20:53

A traumatic emergency C-section is a huge deal though. But his penis is more important to him. What's the point of a marriage when you go through something that serious and the person still couldn't give a flying ****, and only wants to pork you while you're in literal pain? If you can't comprehend why that's completely screwed up, you've got serious issues. That's not a loving marriage and it makes complete sense to ditch it.

GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14

Sunday 25 July 2021 17:19

Her husband cares more about his want for sex than her basic needs. Worse than that, he's harassing her and manipulating her about it. That's emotional and sexual abuse. She is not safe with him.

idragosani 15

Tuesday 27 July 2021 21:57

3 weeks??! Even if it was a perfectly fine vaginal birth, you are supposed to wait at least 6 weeks before doing the deed again. He needs to get reacquainted with his hands, I think