Hot tub

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 08:21 - United States - Montebello

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML
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RaggleFrock 13

What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

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DocBastard 38

Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

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Dallasluver19 14

Tell him only if he wears a condom. ;) lol. JK.

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olpally 32

I know you added the "jk" at the end. That first part, however, just spews idiocy and absolute horror of what you're thinking. the fact you even laugh about it, joking or not, is very creepy.

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Dallasluver19 14

67- I was kidding. Take a joke?

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olpally 32

Based on the thumbs up for me and down for you... It was a very bad one... Lol. We all know you were kidding, it just didn't feel right or sound right at all... Remember the audience who you're commenting to. The Internet is a tricky place. Use more common sense please. Thanks :)

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Dallasluver19 14

67- Haha sorry.

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zyme 11

He's probably just a curious young boy, like most - not necessarily creepy. Wear a swimsuit.

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Bpwoods 6

Have you ever been a 13 year old boy recently? It's a lot different then it was many years ago. Most 13 year old boys are just creeps these days.

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challan 19

33- yup, he's just a walking hard-on like all 13 year old boys. but... not even with a swimsuit should she bathe with him. lol 38- 13 year old boys are not bad, what's wrong with you? they are just hormonal. don't you ever just have sex on the brain? don't ever listen to my thoughts you'll be disgusted!!!

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challan 19

I can't believe that 33 is getting likes... besides the fact that he's 27... not that many years ago! 13 year old boys cannot help being a walking hard-on!!! Don't any of you have brothers???

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Jaxx66 21

Challan- I have to say; you referring to boys as such, even if it may be crudely true is nasty in and of itself. Also that you are getting upset that 38 made a valid point. Times have changed a bit and people seem to be more open about the whole "hormone" thing. It's upsetting, but true. Although OP dealt with the situation properly.. "No" is a simple and very good answer.

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Jaxx66 21

Oops. I read that as "38" not "33" ... Forgive my mis-seeing that. I do agree not even with a swimsuit. Although the rest still stands xD.

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Bpwoods 6

56 - Well, I'm 14 and I can honestly say I was never a "walking hardon".

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Dracoboxer357 35

117- I almost hate to admit it, but from 13 to, oh, 20, "walking hard on" would have been a fairly accurate description of myself for those years. I spent a lot of my high school days walking with my binders in front of my crotch because I was sporting wood that just wouldn't take No for an answer.. :p Everyone's different, and that was my teenage years. :l Bleh.

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TabooSushi 24

Sounds like this kid has played the hentai game "Stepmother's Sin," there is a scene EXACTLY like this in the game. Or he's just a Chester Molester, Creepy-Creeperton, future sex offender. I'd have a serious talk with his father (I am of course assuming you are a woman, OP, but even if you aren't I'd still have a serious talk with your fiance!)

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IworkAt711 14

You play hentai games?

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wowthatissad 9

Nothing says family bonding time like getting naked and soaking in dirty bath water with your stepson...

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ShesAPistol 0

this kid is good! he's on a great start to being a player with all the right lines. bath now hot tub then.

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ultra_notorious 26

did you finally cave in and accept the proposal?

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megzzze 10

Omg. That so creepy. You should tell you fiancé PRONTO!

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Myo_fml 20

I think he hates you and it's a ploy to get you to leave his father. If he creeps you out badly enough, you'll leave. That might be his logic. Lots of to-be stepkids and stepkids hate their step parent.

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : Creepy! I wouldnt even know how to react to that. I sincerely hope he was joking.

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rockerlove2013 6

And we give the creeper of the year award too..... A SOON TO BE STEP SON that is 13

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