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By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
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dramakat11 0

Omg that is hilarious. Really insensitive though. I mean, that's true of a lot of children but that's not a nice thing to broadcast, you know? But maybe he's a great dad and just has an outrageous sense of humor.

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silverspire29 2

Not an FML. Its just funny

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lovely997 0

That's hecka cute. Haha

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junomcguff_fml 0

Ignore all those stupid jerks who says that he is the best Dad and/or husband ever. They are probably immature 14-year-olds. I think this is something you need to have a long talk with your husband about, and if he can't take the talk seriously, make the bed a banned area for a week or two ;)

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perfectwinds 0

That's actually one of the worst things you can do in a relationship. And I think he's hilarious and I'm a mom, so no not everyone rooting for the dad is an "immature 14-year old." She doesn't need to have a talk to make him see this more seriously, she needs to see it LESS seriously and pull the stick out of her ass. It's FUNNY!!

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Puolukka 4

I can understand that she would be upset, especially if her daughter is NOT the result of failing birth control. Maybe the daughter was planned by both of them...then I would be slightly upset too if he puts her in a shirt that suggests the baby was an accident. I wouldn't make a big deal about it, but I also wouldn't find it funny.

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themoodyronin 14

Talking is one of the worse things you can do in a relationship...?

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perfectwinds 0

No, withholding sex is.

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Sanrio90 8

Are you serious? Have a "big" talk over a damn t-shirt? This is why I can't stand women sometimes, they're over dramatic and humorless. >_<

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perfectwinds 0

I'm a woman and I found it absolutely hilarious. Not ALL women are uptight bitches... Just most. =P

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amonymous1234 0

This sounds fake. I couldn't find any t-shirts that say "birth control fail" anywhere online.

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hahah567 0

hahahahahah this is one of the funniest FMLs i've ever read!!!! your husband is hilarious!!

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Ox_Baker 0

I believe we've established that.

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kangaroo62 2

learn to get a sense of humor stupid bitch this is funny

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Your husband should be high fived and you should get a sense of humor.

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ayashe 2

I feel sorry for you, more because of all the creeps on here than the actual FML. FYL though.

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sugar_407 0

haahahaha this is great. that does suck though

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