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Ankle monitor

By Anonymous - 17/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
I agree, your life sucks 158
You deserved it 704

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TomeDr 24

Unless she’s a foot model, I don’t see how an ankle tattoo would cause her to not get a job.

GoogieWithers 23

At what job interviews do they check your ankles?

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TomeDr 24

Unless she’s a foot model, I don’t see how an ankle tattoo would cause her to not get a job.

GoogieWithers 23

At what job interviews do they check your ankles?

2deployments1divorce 11

Oh heavens an ankle tattoo!? Next thing you know she'll be wearing short pantaloons to show it off.

You sound like an over the top cantankerous character in a cartoon.

The lead teacher in the classroom I'm in has one on her ankle.

I've had a tattoo on my wrist for nearly 30 years. I never had a problem getting a job with it. if it's on her ankle they won't even know

Vesi 29

Dude! HER body HER choice. A small tattoo, especially on the ankle where it's easy to cover, is not trashy. YOU however, need to get with the times and stop trying to control what she does with her body as it has nothing to do with you.

Buddy nobody gives a hoot about tattoos in 2025 (unless it's obviously gang affiliated or promotes hateful ideology). Get over yourself.

You’re concerned about a damn ankle tattoo? Just because it’s the 20s doesn’t mean it’s the 1920s. She can cover an ankle tattoo same as you can.

jlc82 10

more like f*ck her life having to deal with a douche canoe like you