How can I put it…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML
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ElatedEarthling 15

Sure, there's nothing wrong with a hot mom until your best friend finds her hot, woos her, marries her, then gives you the awkward "you don't have to call me dad" speech... These things happen!

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delaneyluke 5

As long as she's not hotter than you .......

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Enslaved 36

Well if anyone asks OP, "Baby, where’d you get your body from?" you can say-- "I got it from my mama I got it from my mama"

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feelingold 18

OP WE NEED NAMES ADDRESSES PHOTOS WTF IS WITH THIS LACK OF DETAIL??

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Niz_DD 14

Aaand the song is stuck in my head... Again

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Axipiter 24

I think someone hacked 45's account... There's not a single period in that comment...............

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Headcrab 29

This story is worthless without pic ;-)

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feedmankeynow 10

I wonder how she would have reacted if you told her?

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LuckBeNimble 19

who's to say OP didn't?

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darkenedone 27

Did you tell her?

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perdix 29

Really, so where does she work? Be a good kid and I'll throw some nice swag your way if I agree with the assessment ;)

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BlowinChronic 18

Well it's better than having an ugly mom.

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ElatedEarthling 15

I like how "BlowinChronic" commented on "lightingUp"'s post. It gave me a little stoner chuckle.

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flockz 19

i like how "ElatedEarthling" became elated and chuckled at "BlowinChronic" commenting on "LightingUp's" post.

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stevothedevo 25

I like how trutous.. Aahhh I really cbf'd.

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zandalee 19

Can't be ****** sweetie Your welcome!

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