Kids, Awkward and Parents: How can I put it…?

Yup ... no matter your age or gender, you really don't wanna know that your mom is getting hit-on at work. The quickest way to ruin a day: think about your parents *******. Ouch.

TheNinjaBacon 8

Thursday 2 May 2013 4:24

Now you ruined my day. Great.

tournamentdecide 33

Tuesday 13 May 2014 16:56

My dad is on the other side of Texas.

chanellgymnast 17

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:28

Hot damn!

uzee 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:29

Maybe they were just joking. Provide a few pictures and will do some 'research' whether her colleagues were serious

noelasis94 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:30

That kind of sounds like the start of a mother son **** doesn't it?

AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:53

That's exactly what I was thinking... If so video please

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:04

39, you have some odd taste in **** choices. :P

The_Thinker 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:32

Your mother wouldn't happen to be a middle-school teacher by any chance, would she?

Elle_ShellBelle 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:55

Hmm, that's interesting. So that's not considered sexual harassment?

kentuckyguy 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:57

What's your mom's number?

vertigoisarat 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:50

867-5309

ShawnBushOG 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:01

awkward..

thew_fml 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:11

im not sure how this is an FML. can someone explain it to me?

tj4234 35

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:35

Louis1992 9

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:23

Well at least now u know u have a hot mom lol

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