How's the project going? By Lewis - 11/12/2018 18:00 Fine... I guess? I agree, your life sucks 240 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 287 You deserved it 3 853
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 830 You deserved it 45 462
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 990 You deserved it 2 637
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 802 You deserved it 120
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 643 You deserved it 8 565
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. This brings me bad news and good news. The bad news, I'm a vegetarian. The good news, I finally know why I've been craving Big Macs for the last two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 549 You deserved it 868
Today, after trying really hard to impress a girl and thinking everything was going the right way, hugs, kisses and chatting every night, and trying to spend as much time together, I get told, "I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want." Meaning me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 131 You deserved it 163
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML I agree, your life sucks 953 You deserved it 138