Awkward, Mother in law and Love: How very dare you? - FML

How very dare you?

By minnEmouse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

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Top comments

ProhibitionRose 14

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:52

mother-in-laws are pure evil.

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

no the HUSBAND should have butted in and said you were his wife

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jrmelon91 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:41

You should have already heard of the bitch by now. YDI.

verej818 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:27

tragic

uridea 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:28

That's when you say I'm so sorry she's getting older and seems to forget everyone. Hi I'm really his wife.

rox_in_my_sox 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:46

that sux! you should have totally said " im sorry she is getting old, she meant his wife of 8 years.

skaterblue12 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:00

wow 108, u just copied 105. idiots these days

skaterblue12 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:58

what an ass

shoecrazy 5

Friday 24 June 2011 17:12

ugh. that's when you laugh and say how many she is when she hasn't taken her mess and introduce yourself as his wife...

brightandbitchy 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 14:53

slap the **** outta both those bitches

genlam98 0

Monday 27 June 2011 13:35

well if she hates you then that means she wants to tell you something like oh you're not the only one in his life but it otherwise it doesn't necessarily mean anything, she might've really just been one of his friends

pixiedustedd 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:57

um.... and you didn't correct her????

rttr 18

Sunday 19 February 2012 8:28

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