Love and Transportation: You got mail

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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pjsr 32

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:26

This would make a great tv commercial - “Uber - for nights like these”

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:43

Oh dear. Sorry you're out one boyfriend, OP, but at least he didn't cheat on you.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:43

Oh dear. Sorry you're out one boyfriend, OP, but at least he didn't cheat on you.

Lennie Mcfish 19

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:06

i mean he didnt cheat with his ex while y'all was still together. so that's good

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:06

Damn what was in the letter OP, sorry for being dumped and who still uses letters anymore 🤔

julfunky 29

Tuesday 21 August 2018 17:11

It was most likely a “I want you back” letter.

pjsr 32

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:23

What - no breakup sex?! FYL

pjsr 32

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:26

This would make a great tv commercial - “Uber - for nights like these”

Imadumbass 16

Tuesday 21 August 2018 15:50

Why did he have to drive you home? He broke up with you so clearly doesn't want to do that anymore. I am sorry about what happened. Your ex seems like a jerk

interesting33 36

Tuesday 21 August 2018 16:32

well it sounds like OP couldn't get home without the lift

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 21 August 2018 19:32

You're a new breed of stupid, aren't you.

donuts678 25

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:30

He’s a jerk for driving her home?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 August 2018 17:19

A letter? Are you dating a caveman? And why does he have to drive you home? You can always take an Uber. Oh, wait, you’re living in the olden days. Maybe you can send a telegram to the Pony Express and get a ride home with them, Wilma.

Davros 12

Tuesday 21 August 2018 22:40

If he has to take a break from making out do you really want to bother going any farther? Sounds like his idea of The Big O is finding one in his Spaghetti O's.