Intimacy: Hush hush

Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Sooooooo?

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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The ultimate betrayal

By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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Whistleblower

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 08/03/2021 02:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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Don't dip your pen in company ink, etc.

By Briana - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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Bangarang_Rufio 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.

Cinderlla_Girl 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:54

Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P

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p00p0ster0us 0

Monday 22 June 2009 8:03

Hmmm wonder who wrote that policy. A philanderer, methinks.

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 22 June 2009 10:20

ydi for dating your boss when it's against company policies.

regalarius 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:27

Wow, this boss is boss. Unfortunately winning at being a man means that you fail at being a decent human being. Stupid men.

dirtyhippy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:53

do all bosses get treated so nicely??? lol

derriduh 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:46

Haha, Human Resources is really going to EARN their paycheck this month.

MarioBros09 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:39

This guy is using his power way to much, or he is just good in bed, and played you 2 like a violin

element01 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:42

Bossman is a pimp son!

Barbarossa_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:12

Lol, you pick the moral ones don't you?

ouch99 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:51

LUCKY BOSS :D... and it sucks to be you for being so easy...

Hjelloo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:09

What a baller, he knows the tricks of the trade when it comes to easy *****.

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