Hyperrealism

By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 01:29 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML
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SApprentice 34

That's awful. Maybe you could try to show your portfolio to another member of management? It might not do any good because you have already been rejected, but if your work is so excellent that someone automatically thinks that it has been photoshopped then someone there has to appreciate it. Good luck, OP. Art is a beautiful thing.

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bach2121 13

That guy was probably just jealous, keep your head up!

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ICastillo 24

Well when they meant nature portfolio they didn't mean a bunch of different sex positions Op.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Its sad how quick people are to judge from how deceiving phtoshopping is.

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poindexter25 5

Well, nowadays it can get hard to tell the difference between Photoshop and real

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I guess that shark playing a tuba while swimming in jello wasn't realistic to him. TOO BAD,THAT IS OUR REALITY!

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Either the guy was jealous, or just an idiot.

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sheldon_cooper_fml 10

It would have sucked if this post had been rejected for being "fake".

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Midnightbacon 7

Alberta Canada ? Me too Op ! What was the name of the job that you were going for ? Maybe someone could call in and recommend you for your work.

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PrincessPesa 20

"Yes, hello? I'd like to speak to the boss please... The big cheese, the chief, the big kahuna. Oh? Who am I, you ask? Well, sir, I am an entirely objective anonymous Internet user calling to give a reference for a job I know nothing about for a person on the Internet I've never met. No, I don't have an appointment. Yes, I'll hold. Thank you." ...Oh, Canada, indeed.

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desireev 17

Definitely creeper status... P.S; Trying to score a phone # or personal info on FML will absolutely get you down-voted.

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geekpower_fml 28

#25 was more like "Hmm, I'm good at photography, maybe I should apply for that as well. Now to find a way to ask for the position name without people noticing...". Nice try, but you'll have to try harder next time.

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BoredomCentral 8

He was just jealous of your excellent photography skills. Maybe he isn't the expert he claims to be if he can't tell a photo apart from a photoshopped nature shot. Good luck next time, OP!

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

The outside world vexes me..... I'll just stay inside and pretend to be an expert.

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