Gross, Weird and Work: I don't get paid enough for this shit

Um, that's just wrong. I'm a dentist, and I've had people hand me teeth before that just fell out. But dude, in a fast food restaurant? WTF? That's what the trash is for! Why are some people just so disgusting? (Yeah, that's rhetorical.)

RyoAuditore 9

Monday 22 June 2015 10:11

Two human teeth... as opposed to what, exactly?

xbon 2

Monday 14 December 2015 5:07

I mean come on, you work cleaning tables, surely you've seen worse.

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