I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
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You deserved it 243
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Mungolikecandy 19

And I hope you told her that and also told her maybe to not be such a hideous human.

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MyNameIsPorter 23

Yeah, I'd say she's a little less than "sweet".

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leximichelle 13

On the bright side, apparently strangers think you look really young, so you’ll look 20 in your 40s. Don’t let irritatingly rude people get you down.

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Sonotsuave 35

Other than being rude, and not true, that’s still never something that should be shared aloud even if she is a disgusting enough person to be thinking it! Some people have balls in the wrong way. I hope you let her have it.

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Valeon_K 16

"Maybe if you weren't so old, you'd be able to remember your manners. Ancient hag."

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Miss_Kat 7

Even if you really were 15 that's a shitty thing to say.. people suck.

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thisisbutaname 38

"maybe if you knew how to keep your mouth closed, you wouldn't be such an asshole, asshole"

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HonestAbe500 7

Maybe if that old lady didn't have a dick up her ass she'd mind her own business but that's a pretty neat passive aggressive compliment

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