Kids, Babies, Hair and Cute: GOT FML

GOT FML

By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 188

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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You deserved it 9 194

Not a biology major

By babymomma - 14/09/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

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You deserved it 5 696

By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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You deserved it 44 905

Thanks, guys

By Kayla - 18/04/2022 16:00

Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML

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You deserved it 230

Baby love

By bushy brows - 04/01/2016 23:13 - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

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You deserved it 3 522

By #MurrayShow - 27/02/2018 01:30

Today, my son was finally born. He was the perfect weight, as healthy as can be, and has his father’s dark, chocolate complexion. At least I’m guessing so, since both my wife and I are white. FML

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You deserved it 521

Manic pixie dream girl

By now what - 13/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML

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You deserved it 228

Suspicious Minds

By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 16:01

Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML

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You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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You deserved it 8 276

By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 10:41 - United States - Athens

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

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You deserved it 6 744

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 15:38

If I knew anything about Game of Thrones, it's possible that this could be hilarious. At least he is not accusing you of cheating with a blondie. Or incest.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:11

The trollish Pencil has a point. "Golden-haired Lannister" = "Incest Baby."

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 June 2022 15:38

If I knew anything about Game of Thrones, it's possible that this could be hilarious. At least he is not accusing you of cheating with a blondie. Or incest.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 28 June 2022 16:11

The trollish Pencil has a point. "Golden-haired Lannister" = "Incest Baby."

Anderling 32

Tuesday 28 June 2022 19:37

In the first book of the series, you’ve got King Robert Baratheon, with black hair, married to Queen Cercei Baratheon née Lannister, who’s got blond hair. Their children all have the Lannister blond hair, and a major reveal near the end of the book is that in all recorded marriages between a Baratheon and a Lannister, the kids had the Baratheon black hair, leading to the reveal that Cercei’s kids are not Robert’s but the result of her incestuous relationship with her twin brother.