I moved across the country into an apartment that I wasn't able...

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 08:52

I moved across the country into an apartment that I wasn't able to look at before signing. I'm now finding multiple live and dead cockroaches. Looks like no sleep for me tonight.

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