I took my car in to the shop for an airbag recall. not even 30...

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By "milf4u2011" - 20/11/2017 20:00

I took my car in to the shop for an airbag recall. not even 30 minutes later the shop called. I have 5 other recalls I had no idea about. I was driving a death trap on wheels for the past 3 years with no knowledge.

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