I wanna see the referee's nose hairs

By LCDhell - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Welcome to prime time bitch!

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wriptidez 0

tell him to return it cuz black friday is coming and they have way better buys on that day .. plus u can get something a tad smallet and still be happy .... black friday = big discounts

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deequu 20

Why the hell don't you hang it on a wall? :/ like what shops and people with massive tv's do?

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Njtorres 0

that 80 inch beauty needs a man-cave :p

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Donniehw 5

Accidentally trip into it with something heavy and smash it... Then ask you friend to steal your stuff and say he can keep the tv... Then tell him to pay you for it and say you got a bonus at work... Problem solved...

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Donniehw 5

Wait but without the smashing part... My mistake...

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viperdude90 0

that's every man's dream right there. give him a week.

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aladdin2502 7

Take it back when hes not home?

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