Television and Money: I wanna see the referee's nose hairs - FML

I wanna see the referee's nose hairs

By LCDhell - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

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theunwiseone 4

Monday 14 November 2011 12:19

80 inch tv? Jeez how small is his penis?

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 14 November 2011 12:16

Welcome to prime time bitch!

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punchline_fml 5

Monday 14 November 2011 18:47

You're husband is a boss.

likasumboooodi 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:02

I'm guessing your husband has a xbox or a ps3 game consoles do that to you

paradiseisland01 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:12

Just think about this with common sense, he bought that tv because football season is here , just think after foot ball season you can watch what you want! He wouldn't care after football is over .

tactical_bacon 4

Monday 14 November 2011 19:36

as long as it doesnt block the door to the kitchen u shouldnt be affected

juanitad 3

Monday 14 November 2011 20:10

Just tell him either the TV goes or both him and the TV go. I'm sorry you married a permanent teenager.

mattorama 15

Monday 14 November 2011 20:27

Then return it for him. Your life sucks, but I seriously doubt this is the first time he's acted like an immature kid.

systems7 2

Monday 14 November 2011 20:43

Suspend it from the ceiling

josiemorehouse 12

Monday 14 November 2011 21:18

Genius #53, yes 80" TVs exist, duh! And if there isn't a place to put the TV OP, hubby needs to just admit defeat and settle for the 60" or 65". They're still huge. and I'd frickin' LOVE a TV that size!! Dude, playing GOW3 on that would be sweeeeet!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 14 November 2011 21:44

Turn it sideways and mount it on the door.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 14 November 2011 21:46

This is why projectors rule. Any size you want.

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