I went back to my hometown to go to my grandfather's funeral... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 21:41

I went back to my hometown to go to my grandfather's funeral even though it's finals week. On my way back home apparently I had a tire blowout and my car flipped breaking my neck in three places. Now I'm going to miss finals and be on bed rest for 3 months. FML

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HalfLit 17

Monday 8 May 2017 2:40

That is above average on the life-difficulty level. But be happy that you're ok! Your recovery is more important than school. And I'm sorry about your grandma.

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HalfLit 17

Monday 8 May 2017 2:40

That is above average on the life-difficulty level. But be happy that you're ok! Your recovery is more important than school. And I'm sorry about your grandma.

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